A few things. 1. Why does he have hot olive oil on a salad? That's gross. 2. Why is he ordering pizza if he has a salad? That's just gluttonous. 3. Why is he eating salad OVER his balcony? That's just stupid. 4. Even if he is dumb enough, why is the bowl far out enough that he can drip on the way to his mouth while leaning out? That's just silly.

Please speak with your asshole professor and answer these for me.