There are a few songs that Maynard is fond off while dropping the ban hammer, but these are his favourites:
1) The Nostalgic Ban Hammer Song. (MAYNARD!!!)
MY MAYNARD LIES OVER THE OCEAN
MY MAYNARD LIES OVER THE SEA
MY MAYNARD LIES OVER THE OCEAN
SO BRING BACK MY MAYNARD TO MEEEEEE!
2) The Romantic Ban Hammer Song (I Want To Ban You Truly Madly Deeply)
I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish, I'll be your fantasy.
I'll be your hope, I'll be your hammer be everything that you need.
I will ban you more with every breath truly madly deeply do..
I will be strong I will be faithful 'cause I'm counting on A new beginning.
A reason for banning. A deeper meaning.
I want to stand with Maynard by the rule book.
I want to sing with Maynard by the sea.
I want to ban like this forever.
Until the sky falls down on me...
3) The Excited Ban Hammer Song (I Can Touch You)
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Ibistown
And I'm known as such
And this is a ban that you can't touch!
I told you homeboy, you can't survive this!
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know you can't survive this!
Look in my eyes man, you can't survive this!
You know let me bust the funky ban - you can't survive this!
Disclaimer: There are also some other known Maynard classics such as "Don't Stop Me Now" , "All Your Bans Are Belong To Us" , "Winds of Change" and of course the good ol' classic "Little Less Conversation (Little more banning"). For anyone interested in acquiring the whole collection, please contact MMI (MayMay Incorporated) or visit our website www.ilovefuzzytherapists.com for more information. But wait - there's more! Hurry now while this awesome offer is still in the marker and you may acquire a free Mexican absolutely free of charge (includes shipping).