Depends how willing you are... and if you own a set of knee pads... Blow your way to the top.
First start with Maynard, he seems like he would be a gentle lover and at least hold your hair.
Than I'd suggest Rapedollars. This might be a rough one tho. I sense a rough kinda love making. Prolly a lot of gagging and that thick pornstar spit
Hitman would prolly be your third. Prolly into that kinky shit....
Than you'd want to find Vlad. Kinda seems like a dark alley/up against the dumbster situation on this one.
Theres a few others you'd have to blow along the lines until you go to Inthebutt. By far your biggest challenge! You are gonna have to earn it here. We're talking like hardcore deepthroating and getting punched in the face and choking...
If you make it past Inthebutt (very doubtful) you have to blow Zero.... The king shit. You better be wearing some sort of anime costume and have some slanty eyes. You blow him and get his approval, than you stand a good chance of getting into the clan...
I mean, unless you think paying $11 dollars a month is way to much and all....