Post a joke

[brett friggin favre]

1. It's still a relevant thread.
2. I wanted to share a joke without creating a duplicate thread for joke posting
3. My movie thread is a necroed thread from way back, why can't a thread for jokes be necroed?

honestly i just found that gif and wanted to use it.

Peyton Manning walks into a bar. Bartender says "scotch with peanut butter, right?" Manning looks stunned, and asks the bartender "Exactly...how do you know I drink that?" Bartender says "Well Mr.Ed just walked in with Sarah Jessica Parker and ordered the same thing, figured it was a family deal."

it's bad but i had to make something up.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.

"A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!"
The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer." The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!" The judge stops and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime. But no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that understood?" The guy in the back of the court stands up and says, "I'm sorry, Your Honour, but for fifteen years, I've lived next door to that bastard, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."

[XX0wnsXY]

This is the part where I google "funny jokes"...because I have no sense of humor :P

[blackmail242]

This is the part where I google "funny jokes"...because I have no sense of humor :P

A: Same here B: Just listen to panda raging for about 5 minutes and you'll have enough material for 3 years

[Penis シ]

I found out I have a hidden talent today. I can give perfect renditions of Shakespeare plays to people that have never seen them. "Ot-hello, Ot-hello, where are you Ot-hello?" "I'm right here." "That kills me!" "Me too! Are you my mom?"

To be or not To Be Continued.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

I found out I have a hidden talent today. I can give perfect renditions of Shakespeare plays to people that have never seen them. "Ot-hello, Ot-hello, where are you Ot-hello?" "I'm right here." "That kills me!" "Me too! Are you my mom?"

To be or not To Be Continued.

Yes but ye art thou wizard

[Jackie Marlow]

"he was this big!"

[brett friggin favre]

I found out I have a hidden talent today. I can give perfect renditions of Shakespeare plays to people that have never seen them. "Ot-hello, Ot-hello, where are you Ot-hello?" "I'm right here." "That kills me!" "Me too! Are you my mom?"

To be or not To Be Continued.

quell thy tongue, thou saucy knave. alas, poor yorick, i knew him horatio.

well i guess he'll never hear...



the punchline.

YYYYYYEAHHHHHHH!

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

"he was this big!"

as big as a mixture of fluids and fecal matter sometimes created threw anal sex?

Either way, fucking priceless.

[Nemesis]

Black People.