i think there should be a bonus cross-story Andy Dufresne for teh lulz
A programming genius called HEAP
Had trouble in getting to sleep
So he made his lambs troup
through a huge FOR-NEXT loop
FOR 1 TO 10000: NEXT sheep.
So if we're going to talk about anyone who is inactive, what's goodie with irish?
Also, when is the deadline? A finite clock seems to get more action.
I hit Brett right in the feels.