The fog began to lift. Nearly everyone had roused the suspicions of each other but each time they were able to allay the concerns of the others. Except now…….
“I’ve been saying from the beginning who I am why won’t you listen?”
“It all seems a bit convenient don’t you think?”
“Yeah like he was just playing along.”
“No really guys I’m with you, let’s get that other guy, or someone else, just not me ok?”
“Wait, is that….. a woman?”
“Damn, I should have butched it up more. If only I knew that’s what voters wanted, I would have done anything.”
“Listen toots, you’re fired.”
Rosie – Hilary Clinton – Mafia Godfather and 1x Vanilizer has been lynched.
“Well the day is saved, now to become the most luxurious and powerful President ever.”
Town Wins:
Cyber – Chris Christe – 2nd day Innocent Child (Vanilla Townie)
Scribble – Donald Trump – Town Bomb
Zambie – Mike Huckabee – Town Faith Healer
Awards:
Pure Cancer for the Town and Game in General (Formally known as the Mikey Award) – Trigger, Terrible at the game and needed his role sent to him four times, twice in one day at one point, since he apparently has the memory of a goldfish and the inability to not delete anything in his in-box.
Tightest Ass – Sin
You Maniac you Blew it up – Scribble, So close to MVP but the hose contest with Cyber clouded your judgment, though due to the crappiness of Zambi and Rosie you had time to rethink.
So close yet so far - Rosie, You were terrible yet everyone else was almost worse.
Whiny bitch who overthinks – Blackmage
MVP – The sweet release of death that we can only hope touches you all soon.
Thanks for Playing, I hope you all enjoyed your stay. I’m sure Pass will have his own comments after he is done giving HJ’s at the truck stop.
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