I must be dreaming

[walterbrunswick]

Unfortunately, the dream wasn't that exciting. Walter didn't whip out his 3-inch drill or anything.

I just dreamed that he & I lived in the same city (we live in the same country...) and decided to meet up (apparently I was certifiably insane in the dream). I waited at my brother's friend's house for about 6 hours, and Walter never showed up.

I got stood up by Walter. In my dream.

Come again? 3-inch drill? You must be mistaking me with someone else...

Why would you have to be insane to meet me!? I could show you my awesome pump... but it needs to be sanded down and greased up...

Also I hope you know that I would never stand anyone up in real life!! I'm not like that!