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[Jeimuzu]

Here is something if your bored. I read it awhile back.

[ChronicVT]

Here is something if your bored. I read it awhile back.

HOLY SHIT!!!!!

~Chronic

[GrandtTheftWalrus]

Funny shit nuff said

[Lovely Ritta]

Here is something if your bored. I read it awhile back.

Oh wow, I really feel like a moron, I sat there and patiently read it all. That was extremely anticlimactic, and not at all funny, actually I enjoyed that story but didn't laugh at all. Well... maybe at myself for thinking I would eventually get to the funny part. Grrrr. I'm so mad.

[Jeimuzu]

XD.. Jokes on you. No hard feelings though? >.>

Mainly it's to see how people treat their lives and experiences.

But yeah, I agree. The punch line wasn't all that great.

[ChronicVT]

Guess i am going to have to kill you now, Jeimuzu ... no hard feelings ...

L L

~Rogue

[Jeimuzu]

Lmao...

Anyhow..

In surgery for a heart attack, a middle-aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside. "Will I die?" she asks.
God says, "No. You have 30 more years to live."
With 30 years to look forward to, she decides to make the best of it. So since she’s in the hospital, she gets breast implants, liposuction, a tummy tuck, hair transplants, and collagen injections in her lips. She looks great!
The day she’s discharged, she exits the hospital with a swagger, crosses the street, and is immediately hit by an ambulance and killed.
Up in heaven, she sees God. "You said I had 30 more years to live," she complains. "That’s true," says God.
"So what happened?"
God shrugs. "I didn’t recognize you."

[Lovely Ritta]

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

Bump!!!!!!!!!

Whitney Huston is a traitor, she made all that money starring in a Pepsi ad, just to spend it all on coke.