where does it say in the rules that I can't post anything EXCEPT pictures of my face?

The fountain deals with me, and is a part of my life.

Rule 1. No demeaning assaults.
That means don't take someones pic and photo shop it or do anything inappropriate.
Also this means don't go on a rant about someones looks or their ethnicity.

Rule 2. Don't post any gay shit, come on guys i know someone is going to do something like post a pic of a dick or something and everyone will be like "WTF." Don't do it.

Rule 3. Don't do something that you know will hurt someone else. People get pretty heated whenever they get internet insulted. Be mature.

Rule 4. Please try to stay on topic! Have private conversations with nothing to do with the thread else ware.
I see no rule here.