Reasons not to use a shotgun during a zombie invasion

[whytboiz33]

i just whip my dick out and start slappin zombies around. they want some brain, they can gimme brain ya shmell me.

[whytboiz33]

youre sword idea would be cool if they were attacking you at mutlipuple angles, and also endurance would play a big factor.

[The Grand Inn]

always rember a blade dosent need reloading

[deaf]

unless your throwing it

[Steamer]

^.....

[D1lD0]

I've actually used a katana on those ballistic dummies that simulate real flesh/bone. As a normal untrained person I can guarantee you wont be swinging the blade with much force at all after the 5th zombie. Sure they can slice through flesh like butter. But what about the bone? Thats a much different story my friends...Not to mention the stress it would be putting on your fingers, they'd get extremely sore eventually. Then at that point your fingers would be so stiff you couldnt even pull a trigger on a gun, which means you're about to get wtfpwnt

[Steamer]

Motion and Stance ftw!

[deprodigy]

i just whip my dick out and start slappin zombies around. they want some brain, they can gimme brain ya shmell me.

lol!! the zombies will run away cause they don't want to catch heebie jeebies!

[Steamer]

It really would be attack of the "head" crabs . I laughed so hard reading this.

Anwhow on topic sort of I agree a shotgun could come to good use but there are far better options.

I'll just have lukey go in as bait and shoot some mini nukes at em all. XD

[lukeydukey]

Whoever said i'd be running in as bait, I'm running the fuck away.