If the world went to shit...

[Christmas]

Scenario 1: Hide in my house and cade up the rooms, or hide in my attic in the garage and wait for the hysteria to die down.

Scenario 2: Break into the currently vacant prison complex and barricade the place up, bringing as many healthy people as I can with me.

Scenario 3: Hook a generator up to the freezer in the local ice rink and sit my ass at center ice with a hockey stick and ice skates. Wait for zombies to hop the boards. Hilarity ensues.

[Rage]

Lol fuck the hockey stick. I'd run them over with the Zamboni and make them part of the rink.

[๖ReS]

I would probably get as many people I care/know will be useful with me to my Grandpa's house (fucking guns upon guns up in thurrr) And it would be that for a little while, and then I would go take guns and supplies down to florida with me and find where James lives, go to his fucking epic bomb shelter thing and wait it out. Also my grandparents live in bumble fuck Penslyvannia so very few zombies would be there.

[Ren]

Lol fuck the hockey stick. I'd run them over with the Zamboni and make them part of the rink.

I think you mean a Zomboni!

[๖ReS]

I think you mean a Zomboni!

lol'd

[Curdy]

Since im English my chances are minamal.

But first things first

1. Grab my cricket bat!

2. Thick clothing, jst thick enough to resist bite marks (if im not ammune)
paintball mask and if the buggers puke infection.

3. Get a car and drive to the army reservist camp near by and find me
some guns

4. Find an airfield and find a plane (my days playing flight simulator might pay
off for me) fly to a remote island or across the channel.

5. If there are no planes at airfield head for the coast (avoid large populated
seaside resorts and ports)

6. Get a boat and sail to an island or across the channel.

7. If the zombie situation turns out to be global rather than isolated incident
im heading for Russia (with luck it would be winter time and all the buggers
just freeze to death

[Rage]

Hmm I'd skip the border to canada and go live with the polar bears. I hear zombies hate poutines

[Curdy]

Hmm I'd skip the border to canada and go live with the polar bears. I hear zombies hate poutines

lets hope the zambies cant infect polar bears, maybe you could train a polar bear army to fight the zombies if they are immune.

[Rage]

No fair because global warming would become my #1 enemy... But than, the polar bears could eat the zombies and global warming wouldn't matter. Smart thinking Curdy. I'll give you Queen ranking in my new formed country if you please.

[Nemesis]

Since im English my chances are minamal.

But first things first

1. Grab my cricket bat!

2. Thick clothing, jst thick enough to resist bite marks (if im not ammune)
paintball mask and if the buggers puke infection.

3. Get a car and drive to the army reservist camp near by and find me
some guns

4. Find an airfield and find a plane (my days playing flight simulator might pay
off for me) fly to a remote island or across the channel.

5. If there are no planes at airfield head for the coast (avoid large populated
seaside resorts and ports)

6. Get a boat and sail to an island or across the channel.

7. If the zombie situation turns out to be global rather than isolated incident
im heading for Russia (with luck it would be winter time and all the buggers
just freeze to death

what do you mean your chances are minimal, don't you people still have those fucking castles over there? peace out in one of those bitches.