Flame Thread

[chase]

a girl just called my work and stated that "food passes through my intestines FOR NOTHING!!!"

Weird work stories time?

Some guy pulled up in his porsche and took a leak on it in the middle of my parking lot... with his entire family inside :S weirdest thing ever..

[loka]

Weird work stories time?

Some guy pulled up in his porsche and took a leak on it in the middle of my parking lot... with his entire family inside :S weirdest thing ever..

i got the winner of winners.

I'm watching the parking lot at my work with the security camera and notice a Honda SUV parked near the far corner away from the store... and then a Toyota Tacoma parked next to the Honda taking the corner & shade from the tree. So this blonde who is about 40 years old comes out the Honda, and gets into the pick up. I start zooming in into the truck. I notice the blonde moving around a lot. Finally my coworker calls me and we start talking about this shit I'm seeing. I told him she's def. giving him head. After about 10 mins this bitch gets on top of the dude who was driving the truck and the fucking truck is rocking. I def. taped them having sex for 20 mins. Half of the people in my work are watching this and we are laughing. Finally the guy finishes and all the guys at my work come outside of the store and start cheering. Moral of the story, if you're gonna cheat on your spouses, don't do it where a place has cameras.

[chase]

i got the winner of winners.

I'm watching the parking lot at my work with the security camera and notice a Honda SUV parked near the far corner away from the store... and then a Toyota Tacoma parked next to the Honda taking the corner & shade from the tree. So this blonde who is about 40 years old comes out the Honda, and gets into the pick up. I start zooming in into the truck. I notice the blonde moving around a lot. Finally my coworker calls me and we start talking about this shit I'm seeing. I told him she's def. giving him head. After about 10 mins this bitch gets on top of the dude who was driving the truck and the fucking truck is rocking. I def. taped them having sex for 20 mins. Half of the people in my work are watching this and we are laughing. Finally the guy finishes and all the guys at my work come outside of the store and start cheering. Moral of the story, if you're gonna cheat on your spouses, don't do it where a place has cameras.

lmfao thats just straight up creepy loka, let them have their fun!

[loka]

lmfao thats just straight up creepy loka, let them have their fun!

nah, their on private property = 1000 fine.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

nah, their on private property = 1000 fine.

i would have taped and cheered to hahaha

that deff beats a guy walking into zumiez when i worked there and puking all over the cloths replying, fucking hippies.

EDIT: do you still have this video =D YOUPORN!!!!

[chase]

So I've had 2 of my lighters pocketed in the last 3 days and I am upset.

I figured this would be the place to post it since it is the flame thread

Oh and Hi mom

[Perry]

what a homo?

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lighters getting jacked adds up.....i fuckin hate that too...what u need to do is learn how to not share your lighters like me

[chase]

lighters getting jacked adds up.....i fuckin hate that too...what u need to do is learn how to not share your lighters like me

I'm too nice. Oh and my third one died today when I went out for a smoke at work.. I was pissed.

Had to run around the store trying to find one..

[hallwagner]

I'm too nice. Oh and my third one died today when I went out for a smoke at work.. I was pissed.

Had to run around the store trying to find one..

keep it in your pocket like a normal person