1.Matt

ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.

Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a matt
Girl 2: Oh you poor thing

2.Matt

An attractive, smooth-talking, charming young man. When you’re with him, he makes you feel like a princess; when you’re not, you know he is making another girl feel the same and not even thinking of you.

Becky- 'i don't understand, we had so much fun last week! why hasn't he called?!?'
Jessica- 'i told you that guy was a matt. you should have listened to me!'

I AM A FUCKING SEX GOD. BOW DOWN TO MATT, AND SUCK MY ENORMOUS DEE.