Race Name:Brett Favre
Level Requirement: 300
Levels: 6
Description: The legend continues...

Injury Resistance: Increases Health by (7/14/21/28/35/42)

Lewd Photographs: (3/6/9/12/15/18)% Chance upon hitting enemy to jizz on their screen (short, minor flashbang effect)

Butt Slap: Heals surrounding teammates (20 yards) for (2/4/6/8/10/12) every 5 (maybe 3?)seconds, up to a maximum of 75.

Hail Mary: When under 10% of total health (this way, injury resistance affects this ability), grenades do an extra (75/150/225/300/375/450)% damage. (and possibly, nade kills when under 10% heal you for 50 health)

Ultimate - 4th Quarter Comeback: When you are the last surviving member on your team, you revive the first member from your team who was killed during the round with (15/30/45/60/75/90) health and summon them to your location. You both deal an extra (2/4/6/8/10/12) damage with each shot.

I'm no programmer but this looks hard as hell to script. Could also be reduced to 4 or 5 levels if it seems too OP. 'Twas fun making this up though.