Quote Originally Posted by Penis シ View Post
A few things. 1. Why does he have hot olive oil on a salad? That's gross. 2. Why is he ordering pizza if he has a salad? That's just gluttonous. 3. Why is he eating salad OVER his balcony? That's just stupid. 4. Even if he is dumb enough, why is the bowl far out enough that he can drip on the way to his mouth while leaning out? That's just silly.

Please speak with your asshole professor and answer these for me.
i wrote him a little note saying "i have no idea what you want. you want me to prove that, ignoring many heating factors, olive oil could not rise from an unknown temperature to another unknown temperature. so i'm gonna say no, the sun can't heat up olive oil however much that is. and why the hell does it matter that it reaches 200 km/h while it falls if we're supposed to ignore frictional heating with the air? why the hell does it matter whether or not it splattered when it hit his hat because i wouldn't know what it splattering would even mean because you never even discussed any of this with us, and neither did the book."