I'm a jerk.
divine intervention. Really i have no idea it just came to me.
I go by Zealem Pootie now, as my name used to be -zlm- Pootie Too Good. Zealem = ZLM if pronounced like i want you too. Pootie Too Good was pretty annoying of a name, because if i didn't play seriously for 5 fucking seconds, i'd get the trolls rallying from under their bridges. So i slimmed it down to Pootie. Based on the quote from Chris Rock from Pootie Tang, "POOTIE TOO GOOD, POOTIE TOO GOOD"
Mine goes back to my early high school days. My friends and I had just watched some cheesy b-movie Kung fu flick, where the good ninjas (dressed in white) were fighting the bad ninjas (dressed in black). A couple days later I, being 13ish and highly immature, kept sneaking up on my friends and drop kicking them. After the umpteenth time I did it, my friends declared me one of the "dishonorable, black ninjas." I just went by that for a while, until I found a site where blackninja was already in use. While trying to think of an alternate I'd remember, I thought of one of my favorite sayings (I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every damn minute of it). Hence, insaneblackninja was born. I literally use that as my screenname for everything except job applications, to the point where I actually get pissed if I try to sign up for a website and find that name is already taken (fortunately, a rare occurrence). So if you're ever online and see an insaneblackninja, good chance it's me.