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  1. 03-01-2011 02:38 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by dice View Post
    Mikey ties his girl up in chains and spanks her with it.


    What a shocking image.. I can almost hear her moaning "Zap me, Mikey! ZAP ME!"
    some girls like that.
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    I feel it is important for me to let you know how feeble your efforts to strike such feelings inside of me really are. I have the internal fortitude of a large animal, an elephant, for instance. Likewise, I'm the result of coitus between the devil and a pack mule made out of chainsaws, so I am extremely strong, and carry little care for others in this world. Trees also stand aside due to my chainsaw blood.
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    How am I supposed to tell you to fuck off without replying ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dice View Post
    I seriously woke up and the first thing I saw was a fly flying up to my ceiling and landing and I thought... does he have legs on his back? Or is he just such a badass that he can flip and flap his wings backwards to land?

    I can't stop thinking about it.



    Oh and yeah, I killed him. I had to. He was showing off in my room, and that's not tolerated.
    does he have legs on his back?
    Nope.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dice View Post
    Mikey ties his girl up in chains and spanks her with it.


    What a shocking image.. I can almost hear her moaning "Zap me, Mikey! ZAP ME!"
    I honestly wouldn't doubt it...
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    -insert MY vagalion here-
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    Quote Originally Posted by dice View Post
    Girl ties mikey up in chains and spanks him with it.


    What a shocking image.. I can almost hear him moaning "Zap me, LeftHand! ZAP ME!"
    fix'd
    Quote Originally Posted by OMGBEARS
    I feel it is important for me to let you know how feeble your efforts to strike such feelings inside of me really are. I have the internal fortitude of a large animal, an elephant, for instance. Likewise, I'm the result of coitus between the devil and a pack mule made out of chainsaws, so I am extremely strong, and carry little care for others in this world. Trees also stand aside due to my chainsaw blood.
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    cockroaches and most definitely grasshoppers.
    that ladder make my skin crawl the most.
    i hate spiders, more than ants... i can tolerate ants, but spiders are also everywhere and who knows what they do when they touch -.-
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    Quote Originally Posted by CYBER View Post
    cockroaches and most definitely grasshoppers.
    that ladder make my skin crawl the most.
    i hate spiders, more than ants... i can tolerate ants, but spiders are also everywhere and who knows what they do when they touch -.-
    Stay on topic please, this thread is about how badass flies are and mikey's sex shenanigans.

    Look at your sig, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and e-thugging like a nerd yours could be like mine.
    Look down, now back up. Where are you? You're on IBISgaming.com, reading the sig your sig could be like. I'm sexting your girl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dice View Post
    Stay on topic please, this thread is about how badass flies are and mikey's sex shenanigans.
    o god... i just LOVE the tingle sensation, me and her take turns with the spanking
    Personal reform
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    There is nothing like the feeling of flies swarming around your anus as you sit down in a burn shitter with freshly stirred smoky poo. They follow the feces out of you as it falls into the barrel.
    mmmmmmmmmmmm
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    Quote Originally Posted by crackhouse sally View Post
    There is nothing like the feeling of flies swarming around your anus as you sit down in a burn shitter with freshly stirred smoky poo. They follow the feces out of you as it falls into the barrel.
    mmmmmmmmmmmm
    I'm glad I actually have things to do in my life so I don't sit around on forums trying to troll.

    Look at your sig, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and e-thugging like a nerd yours could be like mine.
    Look down, now back up. Where are you? You're on IBISgaming.com, reading the sig your sig could be like. I'm sexting your girl.
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  10. 03-05-2011 07:25 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by dice View Post
    I'm glad I actually have things to do in my life so I don't sit around on forums trying to troll.
    Things like make a thread on flies, nice try buddy.
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