Reasons not to use a shotgun during a zombie invasion

[Christmas]

I have never seen that movie all the way through, and I really should have.

Especially considering Hot Fuzz is one of my all-time favorite comedies.

[inthebutt]

I have never seen that movie all the way through, and I really should have.

Especially considering Hot Fuzz is one of my all-time favorite comedies.

FAIL!!

we can no longer speak christmas until you watch that movie in it's entirety.

you must be the only ZM player that has never seen it all.

[Nemesis]

http://www.cracked.com/article_15643...ly-happen.html

the end is near

[&&toasties]

http://www.cracked.com/article_15643...ly-happen.html

the end is near

Very.

;_;

[weeman2412]

We're betting somebody in the world, maybe North Korea, will have a working zombie by Christmas.

LMAO

well I hope they come sometime soon.. I already have several vending machines (aka Refridgerator) ready to be used to cade my frontDoor.. I just hope no noobs (walter) comes along and totally fuck it up :\

[mastercheff]

lol real life cading fail

[inthebutt]

We're betting somebody in the world, maybe North Korea, will have a working zombie by Christmas.

LMAO

well I hope they come sometime soon.. I already have several vending machines (aka Refridgerator) ready to be used to cade my frontDoor.. I just hope no noobs (walter) comes along and totally fuck it up :\

what about massive shelfs that can't be moved???

[walterbrunswick]

I already have several vending machines (aka Refridgerator) ready to be used to cade my frontDoor.. I just hope no noobs (walter) comes along and totally fuck it up :\

Me? Fuck up cades? ...? ... what? You liar!

I actually was thinking of making a ZM map of my college, it would be pretty sick. The printer room in the library could be held off pretty easy

[inthebutt]

Me? Fuck up cades? ...? ... what? You liar!

I actually was thinking of making a ZM map of my college, it would be pretty sick. The printer room in the library could be held off pretty easy

you obviously think about zombies way to much walter.

booze and zombies.

[Jeimuzu]

http://www.cracked.com/article_15643...ly-happen.html

the end is near

See, I was right! AND YOU MOCKED ME! Well no you didn't, but still, that's what I was talking about.

you obviously think about zombies way to much walter.

Inthebutt, any true survivor would have thought about things like this once in their life at least. How to survive, where to survive, what to do when things go wrong, etc. The first step of surviving is being prepared.

you make me think of this song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ25-glGRzI

I want..to MURDER.. her.. She stands for everything that I hate.

As for the minigun, every member in my family owns a truck, and I do know how to mount things.. I just need a minigun now.