Reasons not to use a shotgun during a zombie invasion

[ManBearPig <ibis>]

I think hes making the point that when everyone is being attacked and survival is most important, someone is not going to sell you their lifeline. Because if there is a zombie attack it will be a total economic and national crash, money would just be paper.

[&&toasties]

I think hes making the point that when everyone is being attacked and survival is most important, someone is not going to sell you their lifeline. Because if there is a zombie attack it will be a total economic and national crash, money would just be paper.

Just like money was in Germany after World War I.

They used it as wallpaper, it was so useless.

[inthebutt]

the only way to know for sure, 100% positive, is we are just gonna have to wait and see what happens when the zombie attacks do happen.

worse comes to worse I'll have a shit load of paper to burn.

[Christmas]

christmas are you fucking retarded or something??

christmas you know your talking about a completly different movie than I am right??

I immediately thought of I-robot.

Drink a beer and calm down already. People make mistakes.

Btw: Those were vampires.

[THE HOLY SH**T!]

you know the cost for 30 years+ of food is not that exspensive.

If a zombie outbreak would happen i would make a triple layer cage. with iron bars 2 inches thick. an iron bar every 3 inches apart. It would be 50by50 in area. Would be 10 feet in height. I would then put up wooden boards to cover this area and i would build a dry wall around the wooden doors. The door situation is only 1 way in and 1 way out. The only way in is with a key, which i open from the outside and can lock from the inside. The door the would be sealed shut from welding and left over dry wall . The only way out would be to my roof, which is only made up of wood on drywall on wood. And you can only get on the roof from the inside and you cannot get in from the roof entrance.

In the 50by50 area 60-70% be food.
10-20% for living space. thats like 15by15 loool.
10-20% ammunition
10% other
yes this makes more then 100% i know, blow it out your ass.

Food:
Spam, ftw?
Soups
Beans
Vegetable ( can )

Weapons:
Smith and wesson
Ak74 semi-auto
20n12 gauge shotgun
.22
glock

Location:
Somewere when its not to cold in winter, not to warm in the summer.

Price: 15G-25G

In total. Not that bad. Thats like a year to half a year for some people. That is a quarters earning for others....

[Christmas]

Where did you get your 15g number?

Using $5 a day for food for 30 years comes out to about 54750.

Unless there is some really cheap food that could last a human 1 meal a day.

[THE HOLY SH**T!]

Where did you get your 15g number?

Using $5 a day for food for 30 years comes out to about 54750.

Unless there is some really cheap food that could last a human 1 meal a day.

Cans at sams club come in 100 packs for liek 10 bucks.

[Jeimuzu]

It seems like if a zombie outbreak happened anywhere... it would be in Florida.

We have boats here. I could.. commandeer one.. Wouldn't be all that hard. And I could easily get a large sail boat and live out at sea for awhile. Maybe get to an island. I do have plenty of experience with boats thanks to one of my mom's old boyfriend. And I'm not a bad fisherman either. Was my pass-time for the summers ever since 03.

Location:
Somewere when its not to cold in winter, not to warm in the summer.

ITS A FRIGGEN WAR MAN, WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO PLAY FIND THE RIGHT HOUSE IN THE PERFECT CITY, SHOOT THE ZOMBIES IN THE HEAD!!

Also, I'll be going to the mountains as I stated earlier, if I can. Well, that's plan B, if the boat thing doesn't work out anyways. Plan C is to raid a jail, and use that for a base of operations. Yes, I know. A jail seems completely impractical. But think about it.. It's a high security place that you can lock down, filled with ammo and supplies.. and cages to keep zombies in if you manage to capture one. Use it for experiments and such.

Though, the problem with all of those zombie scenarios, except for the one that has a mastermind who created the zombies, is that the zombies would probably either kill each other or just starve to death. And I don't think nanobots would go rouge like the terminator.. Unless a mastermind was behind it.

I'm a zombie killer.. Wonder if I could be a zombie ruler.. *evil laugh..*

[๖ReS]

Bitch Zombies coming up the hill right now !
Shoot em in the head !
Here, Take this shotgun, You dont gotta load it ! We did that shit for you !
What you pressing select for !? You dont got time to make a profile !
Bitch Zombies in the room !
Shoot em in the head !
They killed yo Parents !
Shoot em in the head !
Shoot em in the head !

(or something along those lines...)
I love that sound clip <3
lolol.

[Jeimuzu]

Who was it that played that clip anyways?