'm confused right now at my admin powers ...

[walterbrunswick]

Ouch !! *plane crashing down in flames*

*hits the ejector seat button*

*lands somewhere in the South Pacific waters with a life preserver, dressed in his Army fatigues, and armed with his standard issue Colt .45ACP M1911, a military combat knife, a canister of water, and a tin of biscuits*

*swims to an uninhabited island, builds a shelter using his knife to fell the Palm trees*

*lives off the coconuts and wild berries, and hunts wild boar for food*

*waits for the war to end*

[I LIKE TURTLES]

*hits the ejector seat button*

*lands somewhere in the South Pacific waters with a life preserver, dressed in his Army fatigues, and armed with his standard issue Colt .45ACP M1911, a military combat knife, a canister of water, and a tin of biscuits*

*swims to an uninhabited island, builds a shelter using his knife to fell the Palm trees*

*lives off the coconuts and wild berries, and hunts wild boar for food*

*waits for the war to end*

Will there be any nude dancing parties around campfires with slabs of baboon pierced through spears that are being thrust up and down while everyone jumps in unison?