All right, I'm going to start yelling about everything I hate.

I HATE MY PROLIFERATING LAUNDRY AND THE WAY OATMEAL DRIES TO THE BOWL AND YOU CAN'T FUCKING SCRAPE IT OFF. I HATE THAT MY FEET ARE ALWAYS SO DAMN FREEZING IN THIS RIDICULOUS COUNTRY. I HATE THAT MY KITTEN'S SHITS ARE ALWAYS SMELLY AND THE FEBREEZE ODOR ELIMINATOR WE BOUGHT MAKES ME ALLERGIC.

SHIT.

Edit: Oooh, Getcha. You don't wanna come into my hate thread.