Quote Originally Posted by Ren View Post
I will fuck you up the fucking ass with a non-lubricated CACTUS.
Baby I will take whatever you give me and I'll love cause I know if it's coming from you the it's made up of all the most wonderful things this life can ever offer a human being. I'll take it proudly, I'll scream off the mountains "YES WORLD I TOOK THAT CACTUS UP MY ASS AND I LOVED IT!"

I will do that Ren because I can live with never being able to shit right again....but baby, I just can't live without you. *tear*