Quote Originally Posted by Ren View Post
An Open Letter to Bella the Barfing Cat:

Dear Bella,

You are the best cat I have ever owned, and I am completely willing to tolerate your overdeveloped gag reflex. I have done so thus far with courage and dignity. However, I do think it ungrateful of you to exercise this reflex on top of my bed and wish for you to cease and desist immediately.

Sincerely,
Ren
Sounds to me, that she really hates her name. Did she throw up on your keyboard, too? That why you tore the shit apart?