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  1. 05-21-2010 10:50 AM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by diablo View Post
    well a friend showed me a pic with a women (she didnt look like him) and i said "how come u have a pic with your maid?" then he said "She is my mom" In latin america is ussual to have maids cause the salaries are only 250 a month.
    Wait.. then what nationality are the maids?

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    id have to say, reember back in highschool, when you could sdend those tellegrams for valitines day to other students you liked..

    i got one. from a girl i had crush opn, so i confronted her about it.. and she was like hell no i didnt, i already have a boyfriend
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    Quote Originally Posted by XX0wnsXY View Post
    Wait.. then what nationality are the maids?
    Im in Ecuador, South America.
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    mikey's most embarrassing moment was his conception....




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    Quote Originally Posted by Rapedollar$ View Post
    mikey's most embarrassing moment was his conception....
    coming out feet first with a hard on.. yea i guess your right with that one
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    Angry Am i gay?

    Was at my uncles cottage , and he brought along his 25 year old sister in law, and man is she smoking! so me, her, her brother and his girlfriend get drunk and i decided to go for a walk, she cam along and 1 thing lead to another, we started kissing. i wake up the next morning soaked head to toe, wallet still in my shorts, cellphone, everything destroyed and i asked her wtf happened. turns out i told her i didnt want to sleep with her (while i was drunk!) cuz i told her i felt like she was family and it would be wierd and i went for a swim in the lake......now all my friends think imma queer D:

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ_MikeyRevile View Post
    coming out feet first with a hard on.. yea i guess your right with that one
    i said conception, not birth....

    fucking privates...




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    Quote Originally Posted by Rapedollar$ View Post
    i said conception, not birth....

    fucking privates...
    lmfao. Mikey is like chuck norris. He was conceived and born at the same time

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    Quote Originally Posted by XX0wnsXY View Post
    lmfao. Mikey is like chuck norris. He was conceived and born at the same time
    no time for brain developement...that would explain alot.
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