A 90 year old lady came into the store I was working at when I was 18 and said "Now, I'm 90 years old, so I can damn well say what I want, correct?" I respond with a smile and a nod.
She follows up with "You're gorgeous". Lesbian grandma ftw.

Not so much a compliment as more of a rip off from a comedian followed by a jealous fit as relayed to me second-hand in high school by a mutual friend: "I don't get why guys like this Emerald chick, what, does she have beer flavored nipples?".


Oh, I've also had a guy try and ask me out by doing magic tricks...